Bec wants to say that she is dying with the worst re-growth, if she was at home it would have been done last week, eeekkkk. So I have to apologize for all the photos from here on in.
Jason got off work early today and took us to the mall, we shopped for a couple of hours and picked up a few essential items. From the Mall we went to Palms again for a couple more beers and met up with some of Jasons friends. A few drinks turned into a few more, and that was it for me and Jason, but Bec wasn’t done yet and the wines and the shooters continued to flow as well as the laughs. We finally rolled out of there and were headed to the Outback Steakhouse for some dinner. We probably sat at the bar there for about an hour and a half drinking and munching on some “bloomin onions” (deep fried onion sticks), in this time Bec had probably had at least 2 more shooters and a couple frozen slushy concoctions called a “Wallaby Darned”. She was totally smashed and we thought we were seeing a repeat of Ryans performance from Saturday night on our hands. Our food finally came and at this point Jason and I decided we maybe had a 15 minute window to eat and get out of there before things got all messed up, 20 minutes at the most, we asked for the cheque straight away, as Bec and Jasons friends were showing all the signs of a heavy nights drinking, one of them had lost all motor skills and couldn’t talk or chew, and another launched a plate of crab legs across the bar only to have it slide of and bounce 4 times off anything in the way and smash on the floor, at which point Jason said “give us another round of shooters and our cheque”.
We finished eating pretty quickly after that happened and got out of there. The next mission was to get Bec home without any “incidents”, luckily she made it home ok, but proceeded to smash into and fall over and onto just about every piece of luggage and shopping bag we have laying around in the living room. She got changed and then curled up on the couch and went to sleep. Another great night.
Note to Ryan from Jason: You’ve got about 100 pounds on Bec, you chucked and she didn’t, you need to eat a bag of cement and harden the fu*k up! J
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